Zalkoz Destro

Zalkoz Destro has been dragged into this universe partly because of the glitches.Chumhandle is sleepyTimewise.

Biography
Before sgrub Zalkoz would just sleep all day with one of his best friends ever. Her name was Rollas, they would sleep anywhere in his or her hive. Like seriously one day it would be on the couch, the next day they would be asleep on his fucking lusus. He hardly ever woke up, but when he did he would do whatever he can to entertain himself. Obviously he played Sgrub, however the details on how he completed it are a bit sketchy and obscured.

Personality & Traits
Zalkoz is the sleepiest fucker you will ever meet. He doesn't really give a shit if you wake him up though. You might get a high five if he gets Doritos. He thinks Doritos are the shit. He doesn't really care for half the people he meets though. Oh yeah he loves babies. A quote from Sir Bro Strider "Babies are dope. What do they even eat?". When people first see him they may assume he is a lazy analytical asshole, which is mostly true.

He is 6'5" and has a muscular build, strange because he doesn't workout at all. Messy ass black hair, some purple in his irises.

Relationships
Zalkoz isn't currently hanging with anyone, banging anyone, or even hatebanging anyone. He doesn't really care about the being alone thing. Even though he is a troll he ain't willing to play in the "ball pit" if you catch my drift. He likes chicks not tentacle dicks.